parents: “u should be more active”
"please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me"
- me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"
- THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)
(Source: sarcasmfluently, via hollowheaded)
grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80