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demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

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