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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via faramihr)

"please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me"

- me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

(via hollowheaded)

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

(via myassachusetts)

"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

- THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via hollowheaded)

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80